All about my Fat Tater

As you can see Tater is a big boy. Tater is around 20 pounds and is pure fat. My fat Tater is indeed the smartest of the kitties. He can do many tricks, only if you offer him some treats. He is so fat he wont do tricks without treats. Tater can sit without treats because its his first trick and hes way smarter than all the other cats. Tater can tap your hand on command for a treat. Tater can also stand, but only if you hold up a treat for him. YOU DO NOT DARE TO LET TATERS FOOD BOWL GET EMPTY. It can be 3:00 in the morning, Tater don't care. He will step his fat butt on you while you sleep and force you to wake up. One time there was no kitty cat food in the house at all. My mommy forgot to get them food so she was going to get some later in the day. Fat Tater asked politely to go outside. About 10 minutes later, he was at the door asking to be let back in. Little did my mommy know tater had a big surprise for my mommy. Tater ran in the house with a bird. Tater, never killed anything in his life, Tater. My mommy didn't notice what he had until he put it right beside her. She freaked out and threw it outside. Tater then proceeded to run after the bird and bring it back in and then placed it in the EMPTY FOOD BOWL. Proudly meowing about what he did. My mommy then was forced to stop working, go to the store, and buy him so cat food.

It is a known fact that Tater loves me, Crazy Cat Lady in Training, the most. He listens to me the most. He follows me on command. He waits for me on the porch everyday when I come home from school. When he sees me 2 houses down, he starts running his fat self to me, meowing all the way. Tater like to cosplay. This picture of Tater with his pretty flower is Grandma Tater.

Tater is referred to as Mommy Tater. He is always looking after all the other kitties. He bathes them all everyday. Booble is the tastiest kitty, so says the Tater. If you offer him a kitty, he licks them immediately. Mommy Tater also is very protective of his yard and his house. If a bird comes into his yard, he has a little breakdown. No animals are allowed in Mommy Tater's yard.

Tater is the boss of the house. Tater pays the bills here. Tater has been very helpful to me while writing this blog post. He has been right beside me the whole time, looking at me with agreement. Tater says all this blogging is making him tired. He must take a nap now. In conclusion, Tater is very fat, loves bathing the kitties, is protector of the yard, and loves me the most.

~~Cat Lady in Training :3